RAMMSTEIN MEMBERS SHOUTING AT YOU

THIS IS A REALLY NICE SCRAPBOOK OLLIE.

THANKS RICHARD! IT’S A CALMING HOBBY.

I ESPECIALLY LIKE HOW EVERY PHOTO IS OF YOUR BICEP

ICH T-

…WHO DREW DICKS ON MY LYRICS? 

GIVE ME A BIG SMILE FOR THE PICTURE IT’LL BE THE LAST PICTURE EVER TAKEN OF YOU SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOOK HAPPY.

YES MINION, GOOD. NO ONE DARE INSULT MY FLOOFINESS INSINUATING IT IS ‘GOOFY’. IT IS A CRIME PUNISHABLE ONLY BY DEATH.

I SAID NO TEETH

YUP I THINK WE’LL HAVE TO TAKE THIS WOMAN’S ‘I SURVIVED FRONT ROW WITH RAMMSTEIN’ STICKER BACK SHE PASSED OUT

TO BE FAIR I DID HIT HER WITH A LOT OF CANNON JIZZ

WAIT TIME OUT YOU GUYS I HAVE TO RE-ADJUST THESE DILDOES I HATE IT WHEN THE BALLS AREN’T IN SYNC

I SHOULDN’T HAVE HAD THAT FIFTH BURRITO. I CAN FEEL IT BURNING STRAIGHT THROUGH MY COLON. OOOOOH GOD SOMEONE GET A BUCKET AND SOME BABY WIPES.

BUT ALL I HAVE IS THIS EMPTY COKE CAN AND A SIGNED POSTER.

GIVE IT HERE!